The Curious Case of Otenkwu Okeke (2)

The mourning had carried on in the village for two days and before long the vultures had settled in. Patiently they waited, cried (or seemed to) and looked as sad as possible. But everyone knew what they had come for; their own share of Otenkwu's hard earned wealth.

Obioma, Chiedu and Ofor could never have looked more desperate as the family members gathered to discuss the burial arrangements. I was invited to bear witness to the whole event, as a neutral observer's point of view was deemed necessary. I still recall that even Chiedu looked sober and Ofor was quite 'normal' that dim afternoon as we sat in the Okeke family obi.

Before the discussion for burial began, the village judge Onuka, also the chief council man brought out an earthenware calabash and set it in the middle of the room. Everybody knew what was inside and remained silent. The only sound heard in that room at the time was Chiedu's harsh breathing. Sure enough marijuana has its side effects after all.

Onuka then began to empty the contents of the calabash right there in the center of the obi. At first, there came out sand, lots and lots of it. When I began to think that there was nothing else in it, the chief council man reached into the small heap on the ground and brought out a piece of paper. Almost everybody in the room gasped audibly, even Obioma sat upright in his chair like he was about to jump on the judge.

The elderly man smiled and held up the paper for all to see. He began the tradition of saying a short eulogy of the deceased. But only that the eulogy wasn't short and after what seemed like an hour people began to shift uncomfortably in their seats and suddenly Obioma shouted:

Old man we have heard you! Now tell us, what is in the paper?

The judge looked at him in a derisive manner and opened the note. After a short sigh he read:

My good family, as you read this I have died. Kindly bury me just as I am, in my land at Nkwo junction under my favorite palmtree. Please do not untie my clothing or try to wash me.
P.S. My houses go to my wives according to their positions.
                                                                                                                           Thank you.

Everybody stared at each other. That was it? No wealth sharing? What happened to his fertile timber lands, the purported numerous bank accounts and the cars? Who was going to manage the timber company?

Obioma was most affected by the news that he reached for the calabash and smashed it on the ground. Using his feet to scatter the sand, he searched the ground for a note Onuka might have missed but found nothing. Ofor's senses suddenly too leave of his mind and he started to mutter incomprehensibly to himself. As for Chiedu, he brought out something from his shirt pocket and began to roll it up in a familiar fashion.

It was as this point everybody began to disperse. There was nothing more to be dicussed.

I watched the events of that afternoon with personal amusement. What was Otenkwu's plan, and what did he mean by do not untie my clothing or try to wash me? That sort of thing was common among charlatans. Already people were beginning to say that he was in a cult and that was their rule after death. I wasn't buying that, rather I imagined there was more to it. Things were obviously not what they seemed.

Later that evening, when Otenkwu body arrived the compound premises, it was customary for family members to look at it in state before finally laying it to rest. As we moved to pay our last respects, I noticed he was still in the clothes he had died in. Strands of tree fibre were visible on them.

...Do not untie my clothing or try to wash me.

Those words kept echoing in my head. And it must have been doing the same too in Obioma's head because as soon as the last set of visitors left the room he rushed into the coffin and began to struggle with Otenkwu's shirt buttons!

The remaining family members in the room watched in horror at the event that unfolded before their very own eyes! Shortly after some of the younger men recovered from their shock and started to struggle with him, trying to disuade him from desecrating his father's corpse.

Obioma: Leave me alone! Leave me!! He can't take away my birthright. He can't cheat me out of my birthright! he cried.

I watched with real amusement because I must confess I was curious myself and wanted to see how this would turn out. Every passing minute was an interesting drama playing itself out.

As it seemed, Obioma must have been either too strong for them or they were afraid to touch the dead man's body, because they left him and started to watch as piece after piece of clothing came off the Mazi's body. A few minutes later the corpse was totally nude save for two strong ropes tied around his waist. The rope was the kind used only by palmwine tappers. Nobody knew how long the ropes had been on Otenkwu but it must have been very long for they left deep indentations on his skin.

Notwithstanding, the rope was not the only thing on Otenkwu's body. Right underneath the first knoty layer was a small crumpled note. Several mouths dropped open in shock and disbelief as Obioma snatched and began to unfold it. The room was deathly silent as the written content was demystified. It simply read:

                                               

Even as I read, I shivered at the contents. It was scary, like some message from the afterlife. How did he know that Obioma would disobey his wishes. Was it pure coincidence or did he simply know his son that well or was it by some paranormal force?

Undeterred Obioma hurried on to the next layer of rope and began to untie it with vigor. After some minutes and expended efforts he got the other note out. He was sweating profusely by now. This one was bigger and seemed more detailed. I couldn't see its contents from where I was but I noticed that the young man's hands were shaking with excitement (or nervousness?) as he read. Suddenly he screamed and threw away the paper.

Bastard! Bastard!! No way! You cheated me, nooooo!!!!

He upturned the coffin and ran out of the room. The body of Otenkwu rolled out on the floor of the family sitting room in all its inglorious nakedness for everyone who cared to see. There were audible gasps of horror as people ran out to avoid the curse that accompanied such an unsavory sight. However, the face of Mazi seemed to smile as if in victory. He had had the last laugh and it was loudest. I couldn't help imagining how loud he would be wherever he was at that time.

Dear friends I must soon round off this story as I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow.
But  you must be wondering what the other note contained that drove Obioma wild that fateful evening?

Simple, it contained details of several accounts in various banks and how much money was to be given to charities around the state. A whopping sum went to an NGO on reforestation projects around Umuoma and finally his beloved last son Iheme was given a trust fund and ownership of his business, only if he showed promise as a responsible person by the time he was twenty years old.

Otenkwu Okeke's case however peculiar it was, was indeed a wonderful way to wrap up my 2011 vacation at Umuoma. Happy New Year once again folks.